We thought that you might like to meet the dedicated professionals that make up the Federal Bureau of Rats, so here's the full scoop on those selfless folks at the 17th Precinct! (HAHA!)

This is agent Jackie, apprehending a misbehaving Max! (though frankly it looks more like he is apprehending her!) She is 25 and field sergeant of the FBR, and since she is not watching me write this, I can put whatever I like about her on here!
Hobby-wise, she likes to read an awful, awful lot. Stephen King, Geoffrey Archer and J.K Rowling are her favourites, bit of an odd mixture if you ask me! She's into 'nature', and loves going into the woods and camping (as and when fate decides to give us a summer).
She also does all the really boring technical stuff on this website, which I can't be bothered/am too thick to do!

This odd-looking character is agent Karin, who pretty much always runs around with her tongue sticking out like that! She's 25 and makes all the arty stuff for the site, inbetween her daily question of, "are my dreads sitting ok?"
Her hobbies include body piercing/tattooing, running around looking at ancient stone circles, and pondering the meaning of life.
If I didn't know any better, I'd swear she was a hippy!

They say that all big businesses are run by fat cats, and the FBR is no exception! Allow me to introduce Jhadd, once our secretary and now our (exhaulted) managing director!
Jhadd joined the FBR in October 2001, after being discovered abandoned in a local car-park. Due to her scabby, bumpy ears, we named her 'Barnacle' (or 'Barney'), but in time her named changed to Jahdd for some odd reason.
She currently sports a total of 16 nicknames (and no, I'm not about to list them all!), and enjoys her role bossing us minions about the place. Her hobbies include eating houseflies, flopping all over the place and exposing her belly to any stranger, and peeing in the bath, when she gets a sly moment to do so!b