This section of the site features surveillance photos of our rats teamed up with really bad captions! (trust us they're awful). We invite you to write in with your captions because they can't be any worse than the ones we've picked, but trying to think up 28 captions is just a pain in the rear end!! And yes, the photo for 'I vant to suck your blood' was doctored, despite there being a multitude of different rat breeds, they do not yet include vampire rats!