NAME: Morpheus

ALIAS: 'Morph' aka 'Slinkazoid'

D.O.B: 19th December 1998 - 24th January 2000

SEX: Female

DESCRIPTION:

Morpheus, former member of the gang, now incarcerated at Rainbow Bridge, was the ultimate cat (rat) burglar. A sleek agouti hooded, she was by far the most acrobatic member of the gang. She loved to torment the bureau with her high-wire antics, and could easily sniff out our undercover agents. She tried to teach a young Widget the art of theft, but sadly Widget is just a little too dumb to have picked it up.

Interested in only burglary and toying with the bureau, Morpheus was not a high-ranking member of the gang, but was always willing to go along with their plans. She was also secretly addicted to snuggles.

PREVIOUS CONVICTIONS:

Despite numerous accounts of theft, her greatest coup was stealing an entire chicken breast directly from the plate of an agent, which was not seen again for several weeks when it reappeared in the jaws of Snuff, another ex-gang member.

As she is no longer with the gang, the bureau considers this file closed.

We will always miss her.