Here's a Criminal brief from Nathalie on her local rat-gang, who go by the rather worrying name of Rat-Raisins, Inc. Hmm, I wonder why on earth they picked such a bizarre name :)

Ciao's crime is being snotty and snide until, of course, she wants something. Then she's all smiles and licks :O)

Slinky Jr's crime is stealing the jelly out of donuts (and making a mess of it)

Grandpa Jr's crime is not incontinence (like his predecessor) but rather yawning the most terrifying yawns - I think the boy dislocates his jaw every time.

The three above are members of FanClub III, a subdivision of RatRaisins, Inc. Their hilarious home page is at http://w3.one.net/~ratz/ and it's the funniest site we have ever come across!