Welcome to the North American FBR.

These files detail some of the roughest and toughest rat-criminals on this continent. As always, take great precautions when approaching any of the following!

NAME: Pat the Rat AGENT RESPONSIBLE: Tracey M LOCATION: USA CRIME: Pajama Invasion COMMENTS: Pat The Rat (real name unknown): This black-hooded rat began life as a transient, surviving in garages and scavaging dog food. Now that she has established a home base, she has moved up in the criminal world. Her most recent crime--PAJAMA INVASION! (see photo). She is known to use three modes of entry--legs, arms, and right down the neck. Once inside, she is most difficult to extract. An exceptionally skilled climber, she is very good at hitting all the ticklish spots of the victim. If you see Pat The Rat and are wearing your jammies--BEWARE! (She can be bribed with a frozen pea or a spaghetti strand).

NAME: SPIKE
AGENT RESPONSIBLE: Garth H
LOCATION: USA
CRIME: Attempted theft of a towel for bedding
COMMENTS: The theft was thwarted by a surveillance camera, but no doubt he will be back for his loot.