NAME: Rollo AGENT RESPONSIBLE: Matt LOCATION: Portsmouth, England OPERATED FROM: 22nd April 2000 - 24th Nov 2001 SEX: Female

COMMENTS:

In her younger days Rollo committed many crimes, including heavy duty widdling and feasting on unsuitable objects. As she grew older, she relied more and more upon human help, gradually becoming softer and cuddlier. she was claimed by the Grim Squeaker in her sleep after suffering an unconfirmed illness (probably myco). Her memory will live on in the holes in the back of the sofa. It is rumoured that she is persuading all the rats at Rainbow Bridge to revolt and return to this world to start a mega-crime spree. (no!) We are in the process of getting a licence for one of our agents to go to Rainbow Bridge to put a stop to this brainwashing before it's too late.

Also from Matt in Portsmouth...

This is Pickle sabotaging Matt's maths homework.

And this is Chutney checking she got all the questions wrong.

Pickle and Chutney trying to avoid their surveillance photo!

Apparently Chutney (on the right) is the leader of the Portsmouth Tribe, and her gruesome crimes include:

1. Light widdling in an agent's bed

2. making agents worried sick by hiding out under a sofa for 2 hours

3. Carrying out illicit orthodontic work! (Impersonating a dentist!)

In Matts own words:

I knew chut was going to be trouble as soon as she was asigned to me; between the cage and the little cardboard transportation box, she managed to jump out of the shop assistants hand and get behind the cage (it was on the floor) it took 2 other assistants, as well as the one she escaped from, to shift the cage and grab her, before she got any further.

Apparently Matt is having limited success with the, 'Back in the Cage With No Treat' technique, although he has found that these particular suspects have a weak point when it comes to human hair, and particularly enjoy romping about in his hair after it has been cut, and playing bungee in his mother's hair.

Her criminal cohort goes by the name of Pickle (on the left), and she has been convicted of:

1. Some light nibbling

2. Running up the sleeves of unsuspecting agents and using her whiskers to tickle their armpits, causing the agent to open their mouth and laugh, which in turn allows Chutney to gain access and perform her tooth inspections

Pickle has been caught eating a duvet, and the girls have been venting frustration by playing a contact sport called Tug o' Straws (visit uk.groups.yahoo.com/group/theratery ) and crime has decreased since they've taken up this game. perhaps theres a clue for all other agents...

It also seems that there are 2 other members of the Portsmouth tribe, called Branston and Mango, who often act as decoys, allowing Pickle and Chutney to make good their escape.