NAME: Jake: ALIAS: 'Jakey- Man' OPERATED FROM: July 1997- August 2000 SEX: Male AGENT RESPONSIBLE: Claire
	Terror of New Zealand?

Description:

Jake was an agouti hooded who infiltrated the agent's home under the guise of being little and cute. While initially confined to the spare room, he soon conned the agents into releasing him unsupervised in the main living areas

Previous Convictions:

Eating a couch
Mounting the Christmas fairy (while still on the tree)
Chewing through the fish tank pump cable while plugged in to the mains
Solvent Abuse (eating super-glue)
Peeing on every remote control in the house
Faking a medical condition to get drugs
Destruction of a pair of Levi's, several t-shirts, a king-sized sheet, stereo speaker cables, and a pillow case

Comments:

Jake scent-marked two agents with a special chemical (the composition of which remains a mystery to this day), which rendered them unable to punish him for any of his crimes. Using astonsihing mind-control techniques he tricked them into pandering to his every whim. He also faked a skin allergy to trick the vet into giving him steriods, no doubt as a performance-enhancing measure. His ashes now reside in a casket in front of his shrine in the agent's living room, where they worship his existence daily. The rat may be gone but the brainwashing never wore off.

Jake and his other gang members can be seen at: http://www.geocities.com/littleclaire70